{"product_id":"weird-little-freaks","title":"WEIRD LITTLE FREAKS","description":"\u003cdiv title=\"Page 3\" class=\"page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWEIRD LITTLE FREAKS\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWritten by Brad Kerr. Art by Sam Mameli. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCreated for Between Two Cons, June 26 \u0026amp; 27, 2026 in Portland, OR.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis module was not play tested. Fuck you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDedicated to the listeners of Between Two Cairns (podcast). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDedicated also to Yochai Gal who hates adventures like this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWEIRD LITTLE FREAKS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv title=\"Page 4\" class=\"page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA classic ttrpg dungeon for classic ttrpg adventurers playing with classic ttrpg rules. Designed for tournament play (or classic play, we can't stop you), with OSE or similar rules, for 4-6 level 2 characters. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hive of monsters, maniacs, and misanthropes awaits all who come come to these fell halls. \u003cstrong\u003eBeware: three evil masters stand guard\u003c\/strong\u003e, slathering their vile influence over all who enter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWEIRD LITTLE FREAKS is a fantasy RPG tournament module created for \"Between Two Cons\" in Portland, Oregon in June, 2026. Warning: This is a lethal, dumb-ass fun house module. Players have three hours to accrue a high score through accumulating treasure, defeating evil masters, and \"participation.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e24 pages, A5 size, black and white interior. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWEIRD LITTLE FREAKS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Door Club Spa \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA dungeonous hive of monsters, maniacs, and misanthropes. Adventurers come to these fell halls seeking the treasure, magic, and delights hoarded inside. But beware: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethree evil masters \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003estand guard, slathering their vile influence over all who enter. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Curse \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who spends 3 (real time) hours or more within the dungeon must \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esave versus spells \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eor become charmed (as the spell “Charm Person”), refusing to leave under their own volition. Such \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecreatures become \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eweird little freaks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edoomed to wander the dungeon’s annoying halls forever. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Dungeon \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA decrepit subterranean spa beneath the ruins of a fallen city. Wet carpet covers the floors. Grime coats the marble walls. Darkness cloaks every room unless otherwise noted. Doors are reinforced wood and often squeaky. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTournament Play Rules \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhile this adventure can be played “normally,” it was designed for tournament play for 4-6 level 2 characters using a BX-derived RPG ruleset. Players have \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 hours \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eto accrue as many points as possible. Player characters who die should be immediately replaced with a wandering, sympathetic weird little freak to keep players in the action. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSubmit your score at \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/betweentwocons.com\/tournament-module\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ebetweentwocons.com\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWEIRD LITTLE FREAKS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0070\/1454\/7583\/files\/drukktaur.png?v=1785178715\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv title=\"Page 4\" class=\"page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWEIRD LITTLE FREAKS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv title=\"Page 4\" class=\"page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI just wanted to write \"weird little freaks\" again, I didn't have anything else to add. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Bradd Kerr","offers":[{"title":"Print + Digital","offer_id":48502371778782,"sku":"KERR-ZINE-WEIRDLITTLEFREAKS","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Digital Only","offer_id":48502371811550,"sku":"KERR-DIGI-WEIRDLITTLEFREAKS","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0070\/1454\/7583\/files\/Weird-Little-Freaks-Product-Social-TemplatesSocial-Square-1.png?v=1785267128","url":"https:\/\/plusoneexp.com\/products\/weird-little-freaks","provider":"Plus One Experience","version":"1.0","type":"link"}