Sewer Salve | A Mork Balm

Old Price $22.00

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Beneath the cobbles of Galgenbeck the sewers brim over with filth, foul places, and even a troll king or two.

The sewer guild has fled leaving these spaces to goblins and other chitter creatures, but they have left behind treasure and small stash of one of their key tools, Sewer Salve.

Sewer Salve is a beard and skin care product that mixes the scents of patchouli, amber, and vetiver for a sweet earth aroma vaguely reminiscent of a urinal cake.

Which actually smells pretty good in the depths. Smear this salve on beard of skin to blend in these foul depths, or squeeze through small spots in a pinch.

Sewer salve is made of shea butter, almond oil, cocoa butter, beeswax, amber, patchouli, and vetiver and is fully Mork Borg Compatible. 

Pairs perfectly with Rover's Rub for Wanderhome & Rugose Beard & Ball Balm for Frontier Scum.

*BTW we know it's dumb to make physical goods compatible with games. It's also fun as hell.

This product has no relationship with Stockholm Kartell and is a 3rd party creation.