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Once a year... the stars align and we release a few simple balms and goods with our friends. 

April 1st is that year, but we are not fooling about how great these three balms are AND they are full compatible with some of your favorite TTRPGs

Mork Balm Sewer Salve: Is a beard and skin balm that helps you blend in with goblins, squeeze into tight spaces, and is smells of Amber, Patchouli, and Vetiver. Fully compatible with Mork Borg.

Rover's Rub: A soothing muscle rub for after long days of walking the haeth with your kith. An all natural blend of eucalyptus, wintergreen, peppermint, cypress, copaiba, and helichrysum. Fully compatible with Wanderhome or as a stand along microgame.

Rugose Beard & Ball Balm: Good for the general needs of gentle folk and including bergamot, ginger, all spice, clove, goldenrod, and balsalm fir. The 1st 90 orders also get a limited edition print copy of a companion ZINE. Full compatible with Frontier Scum.